Your children do not get rolls of Toilet Tissue for runny noses!
Unfortunately, I didn't notice it right away. It was after 6 pm before I could go clean it up.
You know what would have impressed me? If these little butt wipes had gone two doors down and tp'd the county k-9 officer's house. Him with his guns, law, and two German Shepherd K-9 trained dogs. Now, that would be impressive.